The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.
Can we just take a moment
I need a part 2 to this
6 years and no answer…. will we ever know if him gay?
there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr
that is the reason in case any of you were confused
We’re all too familiar with this.
That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.
hash browns will be served at my wedding
Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D
well well children, welcome to the void
"Mom, where do babies come from?"
"T H E V O I D"
finding lube in ur moms room
WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT
Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007
Calvin and Hobbes: the college years
Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”
Until I saw that last gif.
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