0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
so are people high while trying to learn about Christianity or
just a severed leg that hopped around
This nigga was a straight stoner
Description: This attack will never land, it doesn’t matter who you are, which Pokémon you have, or your beliefs, the user will always miss, unless it’s an NPC, then it will always hit the target.
This might actually be the description of this move in the games
first things first i’m
FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.
"you were right"
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game
Isn’t that astounding
is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole
my friend just sent this to me with no context
This is about 6 hours too short
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Anonymous said: Have you ever eaten a girl out
girls are friends not food
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